Sunday, April 28, 2013

Friday, April 26, 2013

WHAT ARE YOU GOOD FOR??

So yesterday i had disappointing Skype sex.
Twice.
Yes, two of my "special man friend" came super quick and left me half-way there. The first one in the am, the second in the evening.
Thing is, the only thing that makes Skype sex worth it is coming.
I you don't make me come, WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT.
I can play with myself alone. The perk of doing it with you and coming together, or watching the other come and share that intense moment. Since we don't touch, the least you can do is excite me enough and LONG ENOUGH to make me come.
I had to finish myself off with good old porn twice in the same day. It's sad when a russian "air marshall" and a random "boss" can make you come better than a real guy.

So even though it's not "real" sex per say, my men: you better perform, otherwise, we won't be interested anymore. Real Sex or Internet Sex.

Needless to say that was a frustrating day for me.

Thursday, April 25, 2013

SMOOTH OPERATOR

Rant:

Society has shown women that sex sells, but typically only displaying a very niche way of being sexy.
That our body is the first and foremost vehicle of that. The heart and mind come second, if at all.
That the body should be on display for others in a very provocative way.
Though there is absolutely nothing wrong with that, we should be given more variety.

What I have always loved about women like Sade is that they are undeniably sexy for different reasons.
Though she is a stone cold hottie, she offers a different take on what sexy can be.

A woman can be smooth. Cool. Seemingly introspective. She can lure you in with her voice and then command you with her personality and her words. A woman whose thoughts you WANT to know about. A woman should be allowed to be sexy in more ways than one. One that hasn't already been decided by the media. We should be able to show our daughters that sensuality comes from within, and that sexuality is little without it.

I want my daughters to understand that their sexuality should not rely on pleasing others more than themselves.

And with that, I present you with Sade.


Tuesday, April 23, 2013

NEW OBSESSION...

i just developed developed a SERIOUS girl crush like 5 minutes ago...
Oh Ciara, you make me wanna...

Monday, April 22, 2013

HAPPY MONDAY






WOMEN CAN MOVE THE EARTH ACCORDING THE IRANIAN CLERIC

You always seem to have so much power in the eyes of the ones that fear you.
Here is an amazing example of such mind blowing logic.

"A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes.

Iran is one of the world's most earthquake-prone countries, and the cleric's unusual explanation for why the earth shakes follows a prediction by the president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, that a quake is certain to hit Tehran and that many of its 12 million inhabitants should relocate.


"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media.


Women in the Islamic Republic are required by law to cover from head to toe, but many, especially the young, ignore some of the more strict codes and wear tight coats and scarves pulled back that show much of the hair. "What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble?" Sedighi asked during a prayer sermon last week. "There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam's moral codes." Seismologists have warned for at least two decades that it is likely the sprawling capital will be struck by a catastrophic quake in the near future. Some experts have even suggested Iran should move its capital to a less seismically active location. Tehran straddles scores of fault lines, including one more than 50 miles long, though it has not suffered a major quake since 1830."

Read the rest of the article here.

PM VS AM

Getting the same " i wish i was in your bed" text message:
In the evening = half smile on my face
In the morning = full smile on my face

Same words, different resulting smiles.

Sunday, April 21, 2013

MEN, YOU ARE LESS BEAUTIFUL THAN YOU THINK

The parody of the Dove "You are more beautiful than you kink" ad... Kinda hillarious, because i believe there is a bit of truth in it. I had a good laugh.

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

WOMEN AROUND THE WORLD THIS PAST WEEK


I have a few internet rituals, one of them being looking at TIME's weekly 60 (or more) striking pictures of events around the world. They release it every week and feature amazing photojournalist's work from all around our planet.

Today i have decided to start something new on this blog, and repost some of these amazing pictures that picture women.
Gives us a very deep step back on our lives and womanhood womanhood womanhood a whole.

Our sisters.














BAD HABIT

...i'm starting to watch porn every night..... i better watch this new bad habit of mine...

Saturday, April 13, 2013

NOBODY LIKES A FLUFY BUSH

And yes, i'm talking to you my men.
It is now widely accepted as normal to have a neatly kept pussy.
But somehow, they are still some guys that sport the "ruff man" argument down there.

Dude, if you like to tan, keep your outfits tight, have 95% of your Instagram pics that are of yourself only (that's lame, for anyone by the way) and expect me to be nicely shaved, THEN YOU SHOULD TRIM THIS BUSH OFF.

As my girl would say: i don't need to floss when sucking your dick, thank you.
Plus, hair keeps odors... So don't expect anyone to be happy to go down there after a long day of work. I brush my teeth 3 times a day and watch my diet.
Yes: i care about my MOUTH HYGENE.
You are welcome.

(more here)

Thursday, April 11, 2013

FOR MY DAUGHTER

HOW TO EAT PUSSY



HATERS CAN'T HATE

We all hated on her at one point or another, weather is it because she's too hot to handle, looks bitchy, has too many kids, stole Brad from "Rachel", french-kissed her own brother, is too skinny... but there is one thing we can not hate on: the fact that she uses her celebrity not to sell her own line of panties, show herself on reality TV or sell a line of perfume to teenage girls, but to try to bring attention to some REAL problems i our world.

Like rape, like war.


















"Angelina Jolie said on Thursday that rape in war zones was preventable and urged foreign ministers of some the world's most powerful nations to boost efforts to bring wartime sex offenders to justice.

Speaking in London after a meeting of Group of Eight foreign ministers including U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry and Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov, the actress said the world needed to do more to prevent such crimes.

"Hundreds of thousands of women and children have been sexually assaulted, tortured or forced into sexual slavery in the wars of our generation," Jolie said, flanked by eight ministers in suits and Zainab Hawa Bangura, United Nations Special Representative on Sexual Violence in Conflicts.

"Today I believe their voices have been heard and that we finally have some hope to offer them. I welcome the long overdue stand that the G8 has taken," Jolie, a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees, said.

G8 foreign ministers agreed to a call for boosting efforts to seek justice for the victims of abuse, including $35.5 million in funding for prevention and response efforts.

"Wartime rape is not inevitable," Jolie said. "This violence can be prevented, and it must be confronted."

British Foreign Secretary William Hague said the incidence of rape in conflicts from Rwanda to Bosnia-Herzegovina was one of the most neglected injustices in the world.

"We know that a huge number of the victims of sexual violence are children: often very young children and sometimes babies," said Hague. "We know that this violence inflicts unimaginable suffering, destroys families and communities, and fuels conflict." (Writing by Guy Faulconbridge; Editing by Michael Roddy)"

You go Angie.

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

DICK JUNGLE

When a man pisses me off, i usually start seeing him as a walking giant dick, that somehow learned how to speak. Litteraly.
So some days, like today, when most of the male gender irritates me ( for personal and not necessarily good or valid reasons) i find myself walking through a jungle of egotistic talking dicks.....
And that my friend, is a very funny jungle to walk through.

Monday, April 8, 2013

MY WEIRDNESS

I was talking about sex with one of my homeboys the other day and he was telling me about how this girl warned him right before sleeping with him.
"I cry when i come. It's a physical thing, not an emotional thing, so don't freak out, but it will happen. " And apparently she did cry, every time she came. Ha!
Thing is, it made me think of my own little weirdness myself.
Nobody know this but... every time is have a really erotic thought: i sneeze. I swear!
But "chuuuut"! it's a secret.

Monday, April 1, 2013

PORNO FOR THE PEOPLE

As a kid, I only had a gross, clinical idea of what sex was, my reference being stacks of found Penthouse mags with fleshy pink visuals that kind reminded me of surgery. It was when I got my first walkman (with radio function!) at age 9 that I tapped into the world of late night radio call in shows. I would stay up way late and listen on my foam puffy 90s headphones to people calling in to Ask Rhona with their relationship and sex questions and problems. The questions were pretty tame but this gave me a kind of understanding of how sex works in and out of relationships.

I later found the Sunday night sex lady and then Savage Love in the back of the Georgia Straight. I sought this stuff out because I was really curious about sex, and totally amazed at how much was actually involved in the whole process. Before I ever sexed anyone I was in the know on kinks and queers, and also the importance of communication with a sex partner and of being safe about it. With my first partner, I knew that even if I wasn't having orgasms, I was supposed to be trying to.

If it's true that young'ns are learning about sex through online porn, then they're really missing out on most of the nuances surrounding the whole practice of sexing, and they're also only getting the experience through a male perspective. I tried to find fem-shot POV porn awhile ago because I thought it was a great and hot idea, and all I uncovered was some female casting couch agent with inch-long, talonous, pink nails shooting eastern European girls.. Little ladies deserve to learn about sex the way it should be for them, and yes there are good online resources for info, like http://www.scarleteen.com/, but the thing is that porn is where its at, and because it's free and always accessible, so it's become default sex-ed for most everyone.

A while ago I heard an interview with Cindy Gallop on the Savage Lovecast. She was promoting her project Make Love Not Porn, an online porn distribution network where users create the content (non professional, real life sex movies) and the community in turn "rents" the films digitally at five bucks for three weeks. The concept is all about normalizing sexual experiences and making real sex available to see. The proprietress herself is a passionate, sexy and successful lady who discovered the need for real sex-ed whist sexing younger guys and realizing that they get all their moves from mainstream porn.

The project has a team of 8 people and the website has been re-vamped since the last time I checked it out. It is divided into the make-love-not-porn educational section, which has a youth friendly purple-disco roller boogie kind of vibe. It uses icons and short blurbs of text to dispel porn myths surrounding things like pubic hair and orgasms. The other half is the porn section, where you sign up to rent or submit sex movies. Films are submitted to the site by users, who are instructed to film them in context and without using typical porn practices. Participants receive half of the royalties from any rentals of the movies so I guess that's the motivator driving the quality.

From what I can tell the majority of the videos are uploaded by average looking Euro couples, which is nice if that's what you're into but it's got a bit of an exchangists/swinger vibe to it. Hopefully as the site grows it's user base will expand and diversify with it. Well not yet refined it's a concept which could really help blur the line between education and entertainment in the sex industry, or at least create an alternative resource from where younger people could pick up some new moves that will actually impress.

You can check out Cindy's sites here http://makelovenotporn.com/
 

DON'T CARRY CONDOMS WHILE CROSSING THE US BORDER

A woman that carries condoms is a prostitute...or clearly is a slut, according to some border control officers.

Fucked up shit, thank you USA.

"What do you do when you're detained by powerful officials, everything you say is presumed deceptive, arbitrary "evidence" is held against you, and you're treated like a moral deviant? And what if its 2013, you're a woman, and the "evidence" is that you possess condoms?"

-- the rest of the article here.