Wednesday, August 28, 2013

WHEN MY BODY HAS FLASHBACKS...

This happens to me every time i have either amazing, or beautiful sex.

For at least a week after... every now and then (preferably when i'm in the middle of a crowded metro, or having a drink with friends) my brains decides to get hijacked by memories of these 2/3hours ... and my entire body experiences it as well... 
Sudden, out of nowhere, hot sweaty images, a few words he had whispered to my ears, his smell.... All of this takes over me like a 3 second tsunami.
Like a hot sex flash a few times a day.
Always makes me smile...

JANELLE MONAE: REBEL AGAINST SEXISM.


Monday, August 26, 2013

SUPER VIBRATORS

This. Is. Hot.
And awesome.
Like a fantastic fantasy that comes to sex you up.
Yum.







Tuesday, August 13, 2013

DOG-WALKING.

So, on Sunday, I decided to take the dog for a walk. I find it hard to meet new guys and I'd like to do the non-Torontonian thing and seem more approachable to strangers. Anyways, so I went out with the dog and kept my head up to make eye contact. Sure enough, guy after guy was smiling. 
"Wow. " I thought. "Walking a dog really DOES help!"
That's when I noticed my fly was down and completely wide open.

"So.....were they checking out my dog or.....my cat?"

WHY DO YOU WANNA KNOW?

Ok, you know what I don't get?

When you meet up with a guy FOR SEX ONLY, as in I call you because I want some no-strings-attached fun.

It is agreed upon well in advance, sometimes weeks ahead. No judgement. No life questions. Just meet up for sex and sex only. Seems standard right?

I get all hot. Perk up my yimyams, shave the cooch and get ready for sexy talk over drinks.

Then BOOM, they drop one of these gems:

"Are you seeing anyone?"
"What's your guy situation like?", which makes me feel like I'm supposed to ask them.
I don't want to ask you that. I don't want to know about other people you may be banging or what your relationships with them might be.

TWICE now, guys have asked me that. If you're concerned about me having a boyfriend, you well know anyone could lie to your face. (Not that I am, but I see no point to the question.) Why even?


STOP ASKING THAT QUESTION.
I CALLED YOU TO BANG. SO BANG ME.

YOU ALREADY SHOWED UP. BANG ME.

Thursday, August 8, 2013

ASKING GUYS FOR SEX.

Oh MAN this is funny!!!!
Girl's got HUGE ovaries. I salute her.


Tuesday, August 6, 2013

MOST IMPORTANT THING IS...

..how a man smells.
Number Fucking One on the importance list.


THE ORIGINAL TWERK

You think Miley is cool? You think she really did something new with her Twerk?(first of all, not only is she vulgar as hell, but she doesn't twerk well at all...not to mention her below average dancing skills...ANYHOW). Plus Twerking has been around way before Miley made it maintream...

100 years ago, an african american lady came to a foreign country (France) and introduced what we now call twerking to the 1920s society.

"Josephine Baker (June 3, 1906 РApril 12, 1975) was an American-born French dancer, singer, and actress. Born Freda Josephine McDonald in St. Louis, Missouri, she became a citizen of France in 1937. Fluent in both English and French, Baker became an international musical and political icon. She was given such nicknames as the "Bronze Venus", the "Black Pearl", and the "Cr̩ole Goddess".

Baker was the first African-American female to star in a major motion picture, Zouzou (1934), to integrate an American concert hall, and to become a world-famous entertainer. She is also noted for her contributions to the Civil Rights Movement in the United States (she was offered the unofficial leadership of the movement by Coretta Scott King in 1968 following Martin Luther King, Jr.'s assassination, but turned it down),[4] for assisting the French Resistanceduring World War II,[5] and for receiving the French military honor, the Croix de guerre."

I highly recommend to read her bio or at least a resume of it here.

A street girl from St Louis that became the only American-born woman to receive full French military honors at her funeral.
"Started from the bottom now we're here" just took a whole new meaning.


Monday, August 5, 2013

FEMINISTS DON'T FIND HUSBANDS.

"Culture doesn't make people, people make culture."

Start video at 11:20min.

TED Talk in Africa.











Thursday, August 1, 2013

CUTENESS IN YOUR WETNESS

Who says vibrators and dildos can't be cute as hell?
Nobody.
New little vibrator family by the italian company Kokoro.
Oy!