Saturday, April 13, 2013

NOBODY LIKES A FLUFY BUSH

And yes, i'm talking to you my men.
It is now widely accepted as normal to have a neatly kept pussy.
But somehow, they are still some guys that sport the "ruff man" argument down there.

Dude, if you like to tan, keep your outfits tight, have 95% of your Instagram pics that are of yourself only (that's lame, for anyone by the way) and expect me to be nicely shaved, THEN YOU SHOULD TRIM THIS BUSH OFF.

As my girl would say: i don't need to floss when sucking your dick, thank you.
Plus, hair keeps odors... So don't expect anyone to be happy to go down there after a long day of work. I brush my teeth 3 times a day and watch my diet.
Yes: i care about my MOUTH HYGENE.
You are welcome.

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