Wednesday, January 23, 2013

It is cold as ____ out there

FYI Fellas. It has been a cold mofo out there past few days and will continue to be for a while soooo please stop freaking the hell out cause your regular no strings attached booty thang has recently been indulging in some cuddle time with you.

No need to call the troops to get your emotional barrier up cause she's might just be freakin' cold and if you weren't in such a state of panic you might realize that falling asleep in mountain of breasts is best place to be when it's -40 outside.

Relax. Rent a movie. Pop some popcorn. We'll fuck. We'll cuddle. and no it doesn't mean you'll wake up with a girlfriend.