Monday, July 23, 2012

WE NEED TO COCK-TALK.

Me and a friend were sitting down having a pint when dating came up suddenly:

Her: What's up with guys getting freaked out when you ask them, "Where do we stand?" , "Where is this going?"?

Me: I'm not 100% sure.

Her: I'll tell ya what they think, they think that JUST because you are asking them if the relationship is going anywhere, that you want to fucking marry them! WHY?!?!?! I'm not asking to be with you forever, buddy! I just want to know if I should stop letting other dicks get inside of me!