So i have been trying to get this useless man out of my mind. But like a corny annoying badly written song, he is stuck in my head.
So i have decided to take this purging to the next level.
I have been in touch with an ex. A great ex. And thankfully for me, a way better in bed ex.
So this morning, to start my day right, i decided to touch myself to this ex.
Wasn't easy at first as it wasn't fully organic but.... it worked.
And my orgasm was amazing.
* Patting myself on the shoulder *