Monday, June 4, 2012

YOUR BAGS WERE PACKED BEFORE YOU GOT HERE.

The other day, I had a man come over and try and chat me up:

Guy: I think you're really beautiful!
Me: Well thank you!
Guy: Your shirt is really funny too. ( I was wearing a shirt that said "Feed My Southmouth". It was a funny t-shirt party).
Me: Haha yeah thanks.
Guy: You came up with that?
Me: Yeah.
Guy: It's super funny, but I must say, if I had a girlfriend, I don't know if I'd be happy with her wearing that.
Me: Maybe that's why you don't have one.

Guy: Haha, maybe yeah. I'm just saying, I'd maybe feel a bit weird about it.
Me: Well hopefully, by the time you get a girlfriend, you'll gain some confidence and a sense of humour.

Guy changes subject.

Guy: You have gorgeous features.
Me: Thank you again!
Guy: You probably get a lot of men hitting on you.
Me: *shrug*
Guy: A girl like you wouldn't like a guy like me. I'm easy going and pretty normal.
Me: Well since you've already made up your mind, there's nothing for me to do here. Have a lovely night! *walks away*