So my girlfriend told me a tale of how she met a man who said that it's okay for men to sleep around because they don't get "loose and gross" like women. I know. There's so little logic in that statement that steam comes out my chacha.
Anyways, being aware of kegels, my girlfriend and I laughed among ourselves as to what she COULD'VE said to that man. But it had to start with "Bitch please! I'm so tight,..."
Here are a few:
"Bitch please! I'm so tight, I can carry 3 bags of groceries home!"
"Bitch please! I'm so tight, I crack walnuts at Christmas!"
"Bitch please! I'm so tight, I open a 6er in one shot."
"Bitch please! I'm so tight, I grind my own coffee."
"Bitch please! I'm so tight, I once threw the first pitch at a major league baseball game!"
And so on....
Think of your own and write one for us!
