Wednesday, February 22, 2012

LARGE, BUT NOT IN CHARGE

Maybe this is just me, but do you ever notice that the guys who are huge, put less effort into fucking?

I can't count how many boring, big-dicked egomaniacs I have slept with who think that simply having a big dick is enough for a woman. Seriously. Dude is on siesta-mode fulltime.

News flash, buddy: if all I wanted was something huge to put inside of me, there's a sale on cucumbers at the grocery store. (4 for $3.00? How can I lose???)