THEM HOUDINIS

To all those guys who disappear out of nowhere to REAPPEAR out of nowhere and expect things to pick up exactly where it stopped: go fuck yourselves.

Thank you.  

I WANT YOU TO SIT ON MY FACE

Remember that SATC episode where Miranda bluntly asks one lunch "what is it with men today and this obsession with doing it in the butt?"

Well, my girls and i have another question these last few years: "What is it today, with men being completely OBSESSED with having us sit and come on their face?

I mean, i love getting my pussy eaten out, don't get me wrong, and i actually really like sitting on a face from time to time. But it seems like this is starting to take such an important place in the sex ritual, that guys rather have us come on their face than inside our pussy.
Same goes with "i really want to come all over your lips/face/mouth".

Again, i'm cool with that from time to time (understand: not all the fucking time), but nothing, NOTHING replaces the absolute joy, roughness, closeness, deepness of your dick inside my pussy.
The magical absolutely erotic feeling of your weight, skin and hands all over me.

It's a full body experience guys, not just a click on my vagina button that makes this whole sex thing dope.
So let's have me sit on your face, sometimes longer than others, sometimes you squatting between my legs under my skirt, sometimes i'll blow you in unexpected places, and let's 69 a lot....and then, please proceed to fucking me the "old-school" way: by the beautiful and intimate act of penetration.

In a more general conclusion: Sex should be a journey, with different speeds, different routes and different stories every time. Every time you change it up a bit, you make me appreciate all of the routes, slower and more intricate, or fast and furious. Nobody stays excited taking the same, giant fucking highway every time. 

NOBODY GAVE US ANYTHING, WE FAUGHT FOR IT.

We are told out own history of discrimination in the words of men.

THAT ANGLE

That part of my body that turns you on when you look at it from an angle i can't see myself from ...under... behind... i love that you like these parts i can't see...

I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND

That very VERY annoying situation, where you just want to sleep with a guy that somehow insists on becoming your friend first. No: I do not want to know you like this, just come over and fuck me already. I do not care about your personal life, fears and goals. I care about your lips, your hands, your skin and your dick.
It is usually the opposite situation, so if for once this is all i want: take it and don't ask why. Thank you.
#frustrating

INTERNET WISDOM

THE FRISKY

My latest discovery, and i'm obsessed. Not only is the format easy, and the host quite fun, but what she says is so honest and frankly, pretty true for most of us ladies.
Dudes, takes notes.
YOU ARE FUCKING WELCOME.

DIRTY TALK

That awkward moment when you suddently remember that dirty talk you went into last night that went sliiiightly overboard... and so you decide to play the amnesia card.  

WHO YOU CALLING A BITCH?

How crazy has the urban music world gone to not only let male rappers call women bitches like it's some kind of compliment, but female rappers call themselves hoes and bitches too. SMH
"Instinct leads me to another flowEverytime I hear a brother call a girl a bitch or a ho
Trying to make a sister feel low
You know all of that gots to go
Now everybody knows there's exceptions to this rule
Now don't be getting mad, when we playing, it's cool
But don't you be calling out my name
I bring wrath to those who disrespect me like a dame"

BRAVE STARTS HERE

She was called the ugliest girl on Earth....
She was told  by strangers to go kill herself....
And this is how she reacted.

#infinaterespect.

THE DEFINITION OF FEMINISM 101

Feminism has too often become the synonymous of Male-Hating: this has to stop.

IF WE WERE HONEST IN BED

Yes, it's a freakin' Buzzfeed video. But it's kinda funny and true.

THE PROBLEM WITH SLEEPING WITH CELEBRITIES

That awkward moment when your date names that singer u slept with, as his favorite artist, then one of his songs actually starts playing and he goes "omg, how crazy is that!"

Ya, how crazy is that.

Now you are stuck with that image of that other guy's dick in your head for the whole rest of the evening. 

#datefail

TAKE ME AGAINST THE WALL

Sometimes, when a man is too nice, too soft and too quiet, no matter how great and hot he is, you just don't feel he'll have what it takes to take you.