Friday, August 14, 2015


I wish teletransportation existed. 

Thing is, this thought occurs 80% of the time when i'm horny. ( 20% is the more noble thought of jumping into a pitcture on my travel Pinterest, Mary Poppins style)
Then i realized that if it were to be invented, no matter how well-intentioned we feel, it would end up being just like the internet: used mostly for sex. 
Then it would be virtually impossible to fully be in a relationship without have trust issues every time you get into a fight with your man, you know, even for an hour. 
So there: i hope teletransportation never happens. ( i'm not horny anymore)