Saturday, October 12, 2013


Guys, be clean.
I just met this really nice man. Good-looking, nice swag, charming smile, cool vibe... but, his car is nasty.
And by nasty, I do not mean a crappy little car. I actually don't care much about what kind of car you drive. But I do care if it's clean inside. And by clean, I do not mean smelling like Febreze. That's nasty.
Because, chances are, if your car is dirty: your apartment is filthy.
So yeah, I'm definitely not sleeping with him.