Tuesday, January 24, 2012


I have figured out the perfect relationship with my ex, well, not my ex, but more the last guy i was sleeping with.
I have been sleeping with him in my head, with my fingers and toys every night these last weeks, and i came every time. I could slap the shit out of him, choked him and tell him how upset he has made me.
The best part is that after i came, i was happily alone in my bed without having to hang out with him the next morning.