Wednesday, August 8, 2012

DON'T TEXT WHILE ON YOUR PERIOD

Everybody knows about drunk-texting.
But there is such a thing actually worst than drunk texting: period-texting.

Fuck, it's the 3rd time i do it and EVERY time i do: i fucking regret it the second i press send.
WTF, these hormones are fucking with my swagg…and the worst is that you can't really justify it.

A drunk-text usually occurs between 1am and 5am…so it's easily explained: "Yo i'm so sorry, i got trashed last night..you know, vodka talking" or even the not-so-convincing "My girl took my phone she was drunk you know…"
But the random 2pm long-ass-text that basically makes you look crazy and desperate? "Yeah…sorry, i have my periods and so these hormones they really fuck me up i'm not really crazy like that, didn't mean it that way…"

NO. FUCK THAT SHIT.
I am gonna impose to myself this rule:
NO TEXTING A GUY I LIKE OR AN EX WHILE ON MY PERIOD.
Period.